And now a word from Our Spencer

-you're crazy! We're talking about Bacon here! Bacon makes everything better.

Ice Cream?

Why not?

Look, I'm just saying that if you're gonna pick one food to make all other food better it's gotta be something subtle like whipped cream.

You can't count whipped cream as a food there's no sustenance to it.

So what is it then smart guy?

A condiment!

oooo lookit you! Two big words in a row. Bet you can't do a third.

...metacarples.

Do you know what it means?

Carples that are meta.

I win.

How do you win I just used three big words! And I'm talking about BACON! Bacon always wins.

This is the weirdest conversation ever.

Oh I've had much weirder.

While sitting in a boat with wheels paddling your way down the street?

No but it's fun!

The S.S dorkboat is coming up on a hill captain.

That's OK I'll just use the handbreak...*Crack* ...it handbroke.

*Some screaming as they go down a steep hill and then the signal cuts out*